Here are the stories we're gonna be chasing today. Don't know what to name it.Īw, I'm sorry, Champ. So, I got this sh*t-covered squirrel down there in the office. I woke up this morning, and I sh*t a squirrel. I - I - I'm friends with Merlin Olsen, too. Uh, I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. Well, you certainly know how to compliment a woman. You have an absolutely breathtaking heinie. Hope I'm not disturbing you, but, uh, I saw you from across the party, and, uh, I don't usually do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have a great day, fellas, we'll see you around the bend. I guess I have to take you at your word, No.2. They don't take in account houses that have. You know those rating systems are flawed. That's completely uncalled for, Burgundy. Besides, I'm sure Wes here is just upset about finishing second in the ratings again. I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!ĭorothy Mantooth is a saint! You understand me? Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! What are you doing on our stations turf, Burgundy? You're about to get a serious beat down. Hey! Where did you get those clothes? At the toilet store? Am I right? Am I right? Look at these guys! Nice clothes, gentlemen! I didn't know that the Salvation Army was having a sale. Hello, Wes Mantooth, Hello, Evening News team. Well, well, well, Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 News Team. Still, there are moments of inspired delirium. Anchorman has plenty of funny material, but it's as if Farrell couldn't decide what he really wanted to mock, and so took smart-ass cracks at everything in sight. But when Veronica Corningstone (Christina Applegate, View from the Top) arrives with ambitions to become an anchor herself, she threatens the male-dominated newsroom. Along with his news posse-roving reporter Brian Fantana (Paul Rudd, Clueless), sports guy Champ Kind (David Koechner), and dim-bulb weatherman Brick Tamland (Steve Carell, Bruce Almighty)-Burgundy rules the roost in San Diego, fawned upon by groupies and supported by a weary producer (Fred Willard, Best In Show) who tolerates Burgundy's ego because of good ratings. Specifically, he brags about how proud he is that the condom was responsible for four illegitimate children.Will Farrell followed up his star-making vehicle Elf, which matched his fine-tuned comic obliviousness to a sweet sincerity, with a more arrogant variation on the same character: Ron Burgundy, a macho, narcissistic news anchor from the 1970s. When Brick and Chani have a date, Brian suggests that Brick use one of his (many) condoms."A black man follows me everywhere when it's sunny! I call him Leon."."LET'S LEAVE AND GO HAVE INTERRACIAL SEX!".Ron's dinner with Linda's family, which culminates in him calling them "pipe-hittin' bitches"."You know what they call cats don't you? Chicken of the rail yard!".Champ's new fried chicken joint serves fried bat.The scene where Ron and Linda have sex and the scene is intercut with clips of prominent moments in understanding between white and black people.Brick and his girlfriend making out in the laundromat, with her butt pressed against the window (while wearing men's briefs).Apparently, they call themselves "The Ladykillers." Brian saying he's gonna go back to hanging out with O.J.Brick: Oh.WHERE ARE MY LEGS?! HOW AM I STANDING?! AAAAHHH!
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |
AuthorWrite something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview. ArchivesCategories |